May 2013
26 posts
Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq
tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
marypoppinthatpussy:
the number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
do you ever get so emotional and you just
chefboyardeezie:
banjo-jeff:
chefboyardeezie:
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know
me: you'll regret staying up this late
me: i know
me the next morning: i regret staying up that late
me that night: let's do it again
April 2013
75 posts
“And when the broken hearted people living in this world agree; there will be an...”
– let it be - the Beatles (via jeremydelaroche)
theblackship:
thighrabanks:
obamashipsmyotpgettinhitched:
ginganinjaswagger:
coryy:
coryy:
No boyfriend November was a success. Should I go for a don’t date December?
Just me January?
Forever alone February?
No man march?
I just had to reblog this again.
abstinent april masturbation may just giving up june
just my hand july
always alone august
sexless september
only me...
LOOK I NEED YOU
flyernerd:
flyernerd:
I wanna do a senior prank where I smother my school in URLs. Reblog this and I’ll put your URL somewhere in my school and if I can send you a pic. Please, I want this to be epic
wow 5 whole notes, this is going to be legendary
i’m sending my disappointment through the internet. please help
horcruxs:
if you ever say ‘oh i saw this and thought of you’ to me ever you’ve got 0% chance of escaping this friendship and i’ll automatically love you
“I am tired of knowing nothing and being reminded of it all the time.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender Is the Night (via bokononish)
fishpun:
ARE YOU EVER REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING AND YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO BE TOO BUT THEY’RE KINDA INDIFFERENT AND YOU’RE SAT THERE INTERNALLY SCREAMING BECAUSE YOU REALLY NEED SOMEONE TO FREAK OUT WITH
noire-pandora:
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
